Song of Choice: The Way You Make Me Feel - Michael Jackson
Grape juice, you know you want it.......
What makes grape juice so important to today's popular culture? In addition to it's smooth flavour, rich and inviting colour, and inexplacable knack for finding a place to nest a stain, grape juice has gone beyond all other juices (in my book) to take the lead as my juice of choice. And I believe it should for you as well.
First of all, For the past seven years, John D. Folts, director of the Coronary Artery Thrombosis Research and Prevention Laboratory at the University-Madison Medical School, has been investigating the clot-inhibiting activity of a number of common drinks. His studies have shown that grape juice has the same affect on the blood as red wine.
I believe I have conveyed my genuine affection for grapejuice, however here are some quotes I've managed to obtain from some prominent and not-so-prominent people.
"I absolutely love grape juice. I always have. When I was young, I used t-"
Hazel McCallion - Current Mississauga Mayor and geriatric
"I cant believe more kids dont drink grape juice, especially in our fine little suburb of Toronto, home of the worst hockey team ever. To all of you kids out there, dont you ever do a thing like put your head down to grape juice. Good ol' Kingston boys such as Mark Messier love grape juice, even though Mark isn't from Kingston."
Don Cherry - Hockey analyst, Canadian embarrassment and geriatric
"Don Cherry making a mess like Mess on this edition of Coaches Corner."
Ron MacLean - Sidekick
"I think grape juice is deeply misunderstood, and its representation in todays society has been overlooked. Its a hidden treasure that most people step over to get to there "precious" orange juices."
Julia M - Shoppers Drug Mart representative, student and geriatric in training
So as you can see from this panal of experts, I am not the only one who believes that grape juice has been given a bad rep among the juices of todays culture of both young and old.
So come on, people... Give grape juice it's fair chance.
Wednesday, April 23, 2003 ::
1:41:00 AM
