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Friday, November 07, 2003 :: 3:18:00 AM

my website www.omegavoid.vze.com is down.. the owner of the webserver had his DNS redirection shut down by the DNS owners because of some malicious activity on the server..

for all you technophobes out there, it's broken.

that's crappy too because I have a TON of awesome photos to put up....

hope to be back up and running soon :)

for your amusement, here's my last 20 search engine querys... basically what this means is it's the last 20 things people have typed into a search engine who have clicked through to my site....

Last 20 Searchengine Queries Unique Visitors

19 Oct, Sun, 03:08:01 Google: pool "chicken fight"
19 Oct, Sun, 10:11:56 Google: really big max-size boobs
19 Oct, Sun, 15:29:35 Mamma: photos of timberlake with spears sharing icecream
21 Oct, Tue, 13:01:29 Google: fido prepaid weekend 5 cents
22 Oct, Wed, 16:03:57 Google: JOE PESCI GOING THROUGH DRIVE THRU sound file
23 Oct, Thu, 07:14:01 Google: battery omegabook
24 Oct, Fri, 13:48:49 Google: "love_indifference_hate.blogspot.+com"
25 Oct, Sat, 14:06:54 Google: LEGALLY BLONDE 2 TXT
27 Oct, Mon, 00:07:19 Google: mp3 download for garth brooks two pina coladas
28 Oct, Tue, 17:11:11 Google: chrissy and adit
29 Oct, Wed, 04:32:58 Google: "Life is a Highway + Tom Cochrane" + "Mp3"
31 Oct, Fri, 18:57:04 Google: fariuza balk
31 Oct, Fri, 22:38:38 Google: "pizza from hell" + Vancouver
03 Nov, Mon, 03:00:35 Google: "kyle eyers"
03 Nov, Mon, 13:05:39 Google: "CHICKEN FIGHT" POOL
04 Nov, Tue, 06:41:59 Google: movie subtitle shreak
05 Nov, Wed, 08:46:11 Google: duke of hazzards t-shirts
05 Nov, Wed, 19:24:21 Google: "kyle eyers
05 Nov, Wed, 23:16:29 Google: life is a highway tom cochrane mp3 download
06 Nov, Thu, 12:19:55 Google: "Kyle Eyers"


:: Eldorado ::

Sunday, November 02, 2003 :: 4:04:00 AM
Song of choice: You Spin Me Right Round - Boy George and the Culture Club

I was happy.

I was quite content to just sit on my ass and casually watch as my clock flipped from minute to minute today. Then something came to me.

Was it the after affects of being in one giant hotbox last night, more commonly known as the Bloor Street Theater? No it couldn't be. Although the circle of 10 year olds (honestly!) who were passing around joints in the aisle, and the 50+ year olds in front of us, the 30ish year olds behind us, and pretty much everyone else in the place who were blazing did give me my 8.50 worth after get rice and toast thrown at me. (we went and saw RHPS). No, it cant be. It's more than a day later.

I was bored, so I went blog surfing. I read Christa's Apology, then I went to Jessica's blog to see if anything new was added there - no luck. THEN I make my way over to James' blog.

BAM!

James, I really hope you dont mind me writing an entry based on your latest entry.

I just love the paragraph. It literally made me laugh out loud.

"Christa and I had gone with the intent on...um...how shall I put this lightly...release some pent-up energy that has been building in each of us respectively on some random strangers. Well, lets just say that I was considerably less successful than her and leave it at that for my part. The closest I came was while waiting for the washroom, some girl came up to me, dubbed me Marcus Aurelius, 'christened' me my pouring beer down my bare shoulder (thank god it was warm - the weather and the beer), gave me a huge hug, kissed me on the cheek, and then made off with my laurel which I never saw again. Disappointed."


I love the "single" state of mind. I remember it FAR too well, considering I spent practically my entire highschool career being single. You get to a point where you'd hump a cactus if you thought it would at least buy you a drink first. Then you realize that the drink probably wouldn't even matter. I'm sure you've seen all those Bugs Bunny cartoons where Yosemite Sam starts to picture Bugs as a giant walking meal (usually a bird of some sort). The pickup line Nice shoes, wanna fuck? comes to mind....

I've been utterly blessed in finding a complete sweetheart in Beth this year. But that doesn't make me forget what it was like for those first nearly 19 lonely years before I was even so much as kissed. 19 years. Wow... That's older than a lot of the presidential interns.. Reagan was in office back then!

Think about it. The average lifespan of a fruit fly is 30 days. They can mate many times in their lifetime, so lets say (lowball) they mate 5 times... That means that in 19 years....... *does the math*.......

*gets a calculator*

....

lets see... carry the one.....

BAH - A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT OF FRUITFLYS GOT LAID, AND I DIDN'T GET SO MUCH AS A KISS.

No matter. I'm not bitter, James is right when he says that the best solution is to just wait it out. Try, but dont over try. When you over try, you turn out to be about as good as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. You might as well go find that cactus and buy IT a drink.

Now, I dont claim to know all there is to know about relationships. What I do claim to know about is what to do when you're not in one. There are a few immature jokes I *could* make right now, but I'll leave it be.

I'm sorry, I felt incredibly philosophical when I started writing.. I had a direction and everything... then I got beyond my song of choice...

Direction? lost.

Philosophy? lost.

Pants? lost... what the hell?!

James goes on to explain what it's like to have really great female friends is like a marriage without sex, and with that I agree with him whole-heartedly. Most of my highschool career was spent among females. I just feel more comfortable around them, and tend to be able to talk to them easier than males. I dont know what it is, but it is. A good friendship is like a marriage without sex... you even argue over who cleans the kitchen (*ahem* only you usually argue that the OTHER person cleans it, and not argue that you yourself clean it while the other person makes soup.... which doesn't exist, so then you argue that again, you yourself go out and buy some while the OTHER person cleans the kitchen... I didn't live through this... really I didn't...*cough jess cough*).

Random thought: Marriage without sex.... is that legal?

Anyway, this was basically one big long way of me saying that I liked that entry. I needed something to write to have you folks not waste your time here and realize there's nothing new...

so with that, I bid thee fairwell for now... I need a drink.................... have you seen any cacti around?

what??? I happen to find cacti to be very.... VERY... succulent....

Until next time.......
*fade to black*


:: Eldorado ::



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