Tuesday, January 31, 2006 :: 7:48:00 PM

Amy just sent me this email... God it's hilarious!!!
Enjoy!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM 'SAUGA WHEN...

Your school puts more money and funding into sports teams than your
education.

You can't find anyone 15 or younger on a Saturday night because they
are all at Club 108.

You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) "the ghetto."

You or your friend has been
considered a hoe just for living here.

St. Joes Secondary School is called "St. Hoes" for its prostitution
in the 90's and its high pregnancy rate.

You're so proud because Fito Blacko, Kobra Khan, and Kardinal
Offishall came from Mississauga.

Your parents refuse to drive you to Malton because it's the "bad
area".

The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20 minutes ago.

The first thing you plan on doing once you get out of school is
leaving Mississauga.

No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to
Square One.

When out of towners ask what you do in Mississauga for fun, you
respond by telling them that you go downtown.

On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people
and their
sick cars. because everyone is too afraid of going outside
of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.

No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough people still hate
you.

Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.

Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.

Pickering people say you live in the Boonies.

AJAX people say you live in the Boonies.

In your old highschool, there was a camera watching you every 15
feet.

If you're under 19, have a criminal record, no future or if you're
just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will accept you is
West Credit.

If there's beef, you will travel 2 miles down the road, past all the
gas stations, over the bridge, behind the tree with 200 people
following
you, just to settle it.

You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the
following races: Black, Asian, brown, Hispanic and Arab.

The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new stop sign on
Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come
up with a real story.

You take 3 right turns and you back where you started.

You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize about living in a
house with a 5-car garage.

No matter how broke you are, Brampton and Scarborough people will
still comment on how rich you are.

:: Eldorado ::