Thursday, March 23, 2006 :: 2:17:00 AM

As if the people of this planet whose intelligence still has yet to move beyond that of an ape-like creature need a place to kick up their heels and rest on the internet...

I've been surfing around.. noticed that they're making a Fast and the Furious 3... think, 'hmm.. i wonder if the dude in the first two will be in the third..' so I head over to IMDB and look it up..

nope, no dice.. oh well.. i dont really care, it was just curiousity.

Anyway, I noticed "Bow Wow" (the artist formerly known as "lil Bow Wow" to all you out there) is in this movie...

GOOD lord.. who would pay this kid to do ANYthing?

To go back to my original point... I think I've found the collective internet gathering place of 'unintelligent life' on earth.... The IMDB forum on Bow Wow's page... allow me to elaborate:

On Bow Wow getting Raped (supposedly)

lil_cynth_k6 : lol i bet Ciara [his supposed girlfriend that looks like a dude] raped him too shes a man.
RingofWater : Umm hmm... how can she rape him without a PENIS first of all...

Random comment by user

eternalfaith : i strongly agree wiv "krazyfcx"...previous message.
but newaiz wat do i know?im frm uk ryte oooo i passed my geography!!!

should have spent some of that geography time on learning English.

On his height

metalshredder86 : Troyer is not just any midge, he's the shortest little person in Hollywood. his fans rationalize by saying he gets to score w/ hot chicks. But i can't really see anyone doing the inout inout doggystyle as a 2'8" person.

Yes a freak of nature

very eloquent, I thought... kind of poetic!

I.. I'm at a loss for words with this one...

JasnoSkrilla3 : Jojo said dat cause B wow could see tdat the time they was together.
Bow wow used to write her for the same album dat that bit ch told her.
She say on trl last week! She almost dunno waht to ask and he day was crunk.
Both of them was tole last thurday on Bet dat fool Aj. Cause he wanna get togetha with the studio. Bow wow said dat and did nt have cause he didnt like himseld or AJ like dat. B wow and lil romoe deciced to run on it and make it together.

excuse me while I try to figure out what this person is trying to say.. i'm totally lost here..

*sigh*.. that's, like, 10 minutes I'll never ever ever get back.... and i think i'm actually dumber for having read it...

and now you are, too!

Until next time.......
*fade to black*

:: Eldorado ::