I've got a package coming to me VIA the criminals at UPS.
I checked the status of the package via the online tracking number because it should have been here Friday. It said "THE PACKAGE WAS MISSED AT THE UPS FACILITY, UPS WILL DELIVER ON THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY.
Now, this I kinda understand. It'll be delivered today. Good. But what does Missed at the UPS facility mean? I called them to find out. They had an option to track a package via the phone so I picked that, entered my tracking number, and this was their response in the nicest, most friendly tone that a computer could produce:
"Your package is currently on it's way to you."
really? hot damn, you're useful. And here I was expecting some vague response, instead you tell me that it's on it's way to me... like, wow..
Monday, December 04, 2006 ::
2:32:00 PM
